On KGB84

The writers of this blog are fearless. We've covered idol groups of bearded cross-dressing Australians. We've covered.. Whatever... Faky is... We even covered Beckii Drool! Uh, Beckii Cruel. As in it's cruel if anyone makes you listen to her music. Okay, enough teasing! Sorry Beckii(she's just so easy to make fun of). But never have we covered KGB84, the oldest Idol group in Japan.

So as we all know, when idols reach are certain... Age, they're fired they graduate. Because they're not pretty anymore, or not talented anymore(as if talent is a thing you can run out of) or not NEW anymore, I don't know, don't ask me what bloody Tsunku's thinking. So anyway, most idols graduate when they're around Perfume's ages, so thank god they're still here(don't leave me!!! Please keep making music forever!!). There's Arashi, of course, but... OK...

Women get judged more than men do for getting older.

Even though it's a natural thing, everyone does it, and the fans probably still love you anyway, Idol producers seem to think that once you're even 21, you're not pretty or innocent anymore, and they can you. Yeah. Let's... Not turn this into a feminist rant. The fact remains, though, that something like KGB84 is rare. And incredible. So, let's take a look at their music \(@^o^@)/

As you can see, there don't seem to be eighty four of them, so we can only assume that that's referring to age. In fact, it's the average age of the members, and if you're thinking of joining the minimum entry age is eighty. Glad we've cleared that up. The song features traditional instruments and has a nice, uplifting feel. Some of the group members look very bewildered, but um, maybe it's part of their style. Like Rosario+Cross and their goddamn pointing(Once you see it, you'll never unsee it. And it gets really annoying.)

Anyway, so our verdict is that KGB84 are awesome and all of them are fab and stuff like that. YAY!

Can I get some pizza? I'm hungry.

Hawaiian, please.

Is Hawaiian pizza even from Hawaii?